Speaking of cults ..TWILIGHT ZOMG!! love!
If you are under the tender age of 1 or a Twilight fan, viewer discretion and adult supervision is needed for the following post , as it may Scar OR break your 'innocent' hearts =]

So...as you have all known, the twilight saga has been quite Successful, quite being an understatement ofcourse.. Personally, not having watched the whole saga...yet through parodies and complains..i always had..well.. second thoughts to ever watching twilight until... 1st July 2010 (yes exact date)..it was a outing organized by my fellow ex classmates. We were to watch the premier of Twilight..Well i told to myself and Nyssa(friend) ..how bad could it be right??? OH MAN WAS I WRONG.. -____-... okay below i will list some problems and questions i pondered during and after watching twilight..

i) kissing along with long stares and silent moments
Depending on the individual and the people you are with (parents =S)..kissing on movies can be a good or a bad thing.. For me, well its a good thing =p......if its just once or twice or thrice!!... 8-9 kisses..PLEASE... Dude we get that you two love each other??? can we get on with the movie..?? i mean please "even porno's don't have that many kisses" (freind quote) =p



ii) Rejected Horny bella
Sorry for the bad word but thats what really comes into my mind...
Read/watch for yourself... she takes edward to a bed...and forcefully wants him to do her..So she could "feel it before she gets married(turned into a vampire)"... it just brings me one question to mind so it feels different when she is a vampire??? and who told her this??

but then again..as a True GentleMAn..edward declines bella's offer and says that he will wait till they are to be married =]

ALL i am thinking through this scene is *AWKWARD PARENT TIME* if they brought they're children along =DD

iii) the idea of polygamy
Okay...i see that bella really loves edward bla bla bla...then whytf did she say "kiss me" to jacob and actually kiss him... her excuse being not knowing whether she loves edward and to comfort jacob???..what BULL. is that??? its like saying..whenever your bestfreind gets angry..GIVE him/her a big fat smooch.. this just proves ii) is true...all i am saying is..if there is a increase in polygamy in 2010 ..we should all blame twilight =p

iv) jacobs abs!
Not hating...thought i mention it .. =p

however there was this girl( hui yen) who hid behind her boyfriend whenever she saw his abs..till this very date i haven't figured out why..

v) Gay scene (literally) between Edward and Jacob
*in a tent, jacob shirtless warming bella (literally), edward watches

Edward: If we weren't fighting over bella...I would like you [exact words]
Jacob: If we weren't fighting..I might..forget it *gay grin

....lets just leave it at that (food for thought)=D





vii) Why the F would you bring your children to watch??
okay...well neither was i to expect this much...and its really up to the parents to decide the well being of their children, and who am i to talk ay?? but a 3-5 year old..really?? dude..really?? okay..if you are like me..a 18 year old born in asia...raised in asian (the stricter part) then even at the current age i would find this awkward to watch with parents...sad but so true...but hey no regrets to how i turned out *if those who knoe me chuckled... i made my point =] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Anway thats it for my Bitch out/ gay rant =DDDD... all i am saying here is I don't hate Twilight and there IS NO HATE here...its just my opinion...and i rightfully deserve to say everything i have said here..and if you have any complains for this..i don't really care =]